How to Cook Thanksgiving Dinner, by Leslie Harpold

The Morning News has a great tutorial on how to cook a great Thanksgiving Dinner.

Now, get ready, because as soon as you uncover the potatoes you have to begin soaking up the compliments for how delicious everything looks. Step back for a moment, because by now you’re a little drunk, you’ve put about two full days of work into a meal for those you love, and somebody’s got to be ready to perform the Heimlich on your sister.

Take a good, long look. Because in what seems like mere moments, it’ll all be over, and everyone will be crowding around the TV to watch football like it never happened. Now, go reach into the cupboard and congratulate yourself on a job well done.